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anarchapella:

This is a dog that has learned this the hard way

caucasianscriptures:
“No Game Scheduled
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caucasianscriptures:

No Game Scheduled

mori-sempai:

chokosnails:

izzy-almighty:

izzy-almighty:

‪that shot in into the spider-verse where miles jumps off the building, taking “a leap of faith” and then we watch from a flipped point of view . cinematic excellence ‬

my favorite renaissance painting

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oui-ladybug:

Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018)
dir. Peter Ramsey, Robert Persichetti Jr. & Rodney Rothman

bonus: 

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loloftheday:
““We are at war with an army of dipshits with boats.””

loloftheday:

“We are at war with an army of dipshits with boats.”

honestlynatalie:

geographykhaleesi:

glumshoe:

My grandmother is a bitter old crab with nothing good to say about anything, but she does have a few good stories. She confronted the woman my grandfather had been cheating on her with - this other woman had no idea he was married, and was righteously angry.

The two of them schemed together. My grandfather’s mistress drove her convertible to the construction site where he was working. As he approached the car, she said, “Why didn’t you tell me you were married?”

“Married?! I’m not married!” he said.

My grandmother sat up in the back seat, where she’d been lying down, and said, “You won’t be for much longer.”

HOLY SHIT

This is a Country song.

gingerium:

queernigga:

wow yall got me FUCKED UP on a Sunday morning already?? 

Seriously what the fuck is the story behind this shit

tanoraqui:

y’all talk a big game about loving the Found Family trope, but have you ever personally burst into tears while watching 2000 Disney classic The Tigger Movie, in which Tigger realizes the existential horror and bone-aching loneliness of being “the only one” and starts desperately trying to contact other tiggers, building up his hopes only to have them crumble like like cheap honeycomb, but then he realizes that he already HAS a family right here with his friends in Hundred Acre Woods? huh? get on my level.

isasamu:

luka-arts:

Cosplay PSA

Friendly reminder that while cosplaying Spider Gwen is awesome, wearing actual pointe shoes without formal training isn’t! Pointe shoes are expensive, uncomfortable and you could get seriously hurt! You’d be much better off with some neon turquoise Chuck Taylor’s or non-pointe ballet shoes 😄 Never sacrifice your safety for accuracy.

I an attest!!!! Ballet for a few years in these and they are VERY DANGEROUS IF YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU’RE DOING!! Please be safe!!

darkvioletcloud:

forsimplicityssake:

ridin-in-style:

ben-cook-can-cook:

ridin-in-style:

ben-cook-can-cook:

ridin-in-style:

It is pitch black outside and someone is mowing their lawn

power move

Update: the someone is my father

does he have a flashlight

“dad did you have a flashlight?”

“no”

“how did you see?”

“moon.”

sounds like a dad to me

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frollosuggestions:

frollosuggestions:

vroomvroomdork:

thebighoncho:

frollosuggestions:

yourfaveisabadparent:

Frollo from The Hunchback of Notre Dame is a bad parent!

Submitted by: anon

I AM AN EXCELLENT PARENT YOU CRETINS. I ALWAYS make sure my boys have enough RAW MEAT and I always throw it into their rooms AT LEAST ONCE A DAY. You know NOTHING of childcare…. 

Hey Frollo will you adopt me 

nah, dorky here would drive even the worst people crazy

W

Ould you children like some raw meat?

trashboat:

trashboat:

trashboat:

moment of genuine kinship with the man who noticed me applying lip chap while bagging my groceries as he took out his lip chap and applied as he walked by

truly the most genuine moment of compassion with a strange man has been when he met my eyes and motioned his lip chap in a cheers motion. forever my brother in arms

think i might be lonely

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paper-mario-wiki:

paper-mario-wiki:

fooliofailure:

paper-mario-wiki:

there should be a tax that youtubers pay where 1.5% of all of their revenue goes back to Kevin Macleod for basically supplying YouTube with it’s own soundtrack.

who is this man and what music did he make???

if you hear a royalty free song on youtube, there’s approximately an 80% chance Kevin Macleod wrote it.

here’s some you’ve almost definitely heard:

for those wondering, yes, he also made THE generic royalty free song that was EVERYWHERE in 2014.